Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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