Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
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Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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