I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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