all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
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The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
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Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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