me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
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Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
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