you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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