i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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