This girl is more easily done than said...
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
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That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
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I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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