but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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