i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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