plz talk dirty to me
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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