Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
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Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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