3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
