i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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