so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
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You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
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That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize