it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
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The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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