That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
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He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
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Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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