gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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