Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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