am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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