I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
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THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
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Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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