i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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