So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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