Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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