What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
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Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
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