how hairy? two words: wookie tits
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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