She said her name was "party"
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
