He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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