So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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