I love watching others lives come down to our level.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
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i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
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im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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