I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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