Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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