yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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