is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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