Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
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It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
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It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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