I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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