Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
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Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
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Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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