I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
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Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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