you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
Randomize
