All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
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Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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