That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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