I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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