who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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