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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  my mouth tastes like poor choices

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?

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• (315): View more from New York

  Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?

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  Its called bad cop laid cop.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS

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  THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT

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• (914): View more from New York

  Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?

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• (631): View more from New York

  I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan

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