we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO