If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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