all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
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Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
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He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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