I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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