plz talk dirty to me
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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