He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
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you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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