Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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