David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I seem to have left my pride at pride
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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