Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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