Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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