you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
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Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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I won't apologize to a one balled man
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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