i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
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Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
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Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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