I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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