So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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