is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
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He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
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Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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