Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
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Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
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