ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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