: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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