You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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